trust:

"Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law"

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?”

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jesus-would-follow-me:

the size of your thighs, or your waist, doesn’t matter

its the size of your bank account that we really care about

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phleps:

theirye’re* 

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ilovesmoothjazz1998:

anyone notice that im beautiful and have a great blog? just a reminder 

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My dentist once told me that letting go is like pulling a tooth. When it was pulled out, you’re relieved, but how many times does your tongue run itself over the spot where the tooth once was? Probably a hundred times a day. Just because it wasn’t hurting you doesn’t mean you didn’t notice it. It leaves a gap and sometimes you see yourself missing it terribly. It’s going to take a while, but it takes time. Should you have kept the tooth? No, because it was causing you so much pain. Therefore, move on and let go.

clovette:

peetatoast:

shakeyourbuddah:

notkorra:

#that’s a fucking deep dentist visit

is your dentist also your therapist?

Your dentist should quit being a dentist and become a philosopher

my dentist just tells me i need to floss more

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emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

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sweetgirl32:

thecutestofthecute:

Puppies with pacifiers

ivylens

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alt-j:

do any millionaires follow me that are bored

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